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Hamburger Uppercut

Defn 1: When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamburger an uppercut.

Defn 2: Maegan's Poon
When I left rotting raw hamburg in fron of Maegan's door, she knew it was because she was a dirty slut with a hamburger uppercut.
by Insane Preacher March 15, 2008
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haeberle

You are so Haeberle!
by Bianca Rose Bianca October 16, 2008
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Hambrew

n. A Jew who has chosen to cast aside his or her cultural and/or religious taboos to indulge in the glory that is pork.
I realized that Jon was a hambrew when I saw him dive smiling into that double-slice of pepperoni pizza.
by Reason Prevails August 18, 2010
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Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?
by The cat from... October 1, 2010
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hambro

n. a slang term for a friend or companion. Apparently a result of combining the Spanish word for man, "Hombre" with the slang word for brother, "bro".
We are all going to the big game on Sunday. Are you going with us, hambro?
by row!dz November 2, 2010
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hamburger pussy

A raw, sore and inflamed vagina often the result of hardcore pussy eating, rug munching or twat grazing.

See Cannibalingus
His insatiable ass licking turned my man hole into hamburger pussy!
by Mudcunt October 1, 2006
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Haber

A person who is a major drug addict that usually texts 12 girls at once that have no self esteem and thinks he has play also will only do curls and arm exercises at the gym and leave early to do more drugs
That kid is such a Haber
by Dan G Sak October 23, 2011
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