half-assery

The act of viewing someone else's half-assmanship and finding oneself so moved to comment upon the splendidness of the half-assmanship that one must utter an exclamation.

Employee: Holy shit! Would you look at that half-assery! That's dedication!

by Uganda2 March 9, 2009

half dead

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

by viciousk January 29, 2008

Loser And A Half

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.

I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.

by tokin D May 31, 2004

halfblind

Unable to see clearly; seeing blurred or unclear figures.

Ted was halfblind when he walked into the women's restroom instead of the men's.

by Dangerous Dan May 29, 2005

halfacow

A large portion serving of steak.
A Lady with small breasts.

this restaurant roxxors. they have given me halfacow
Dat bitch got itty bitty titties like halfacow.

by halfacow July 30, 2008

half-stag

The action of going to a formal dance with a partner that feels sorry for or pitys the person he/she is going with.

Guy: Hey you want to go to Prom with me?
Girl: Uhhhh...... wow... uh ok?
Guy: Great, what color will your dress be so I can match.
Girl: It doesnt matter because we're going half-stag.

by reggedoll May 11, 2010