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Karen Haircut

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.
by mofkn July 13, 2024
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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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Slovenian Haircut

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.
I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.
by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024
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The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.
My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!
by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025
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Hobo Haircut

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.
by Uwupolice June 30, 2021
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