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Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009
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Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 16, 2010
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gizzlar

the flaps and gristle that hang out of a vagina post coitus.
used in context as follows
" i really fucked the gizzlar out of my wife last night"
or
"i gave it to her so hard it took 2 days for that gizzlar to retract"
by dave namegah October 16, 2008
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Cum guzzling dumpster slut

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.
She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut
by GeoMunkee April 15, 2011
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pipe guzzler

someone that eats dick swallows it or whatever
by MENDEEZY January 7, 2009
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guzzler

A slutty male, ie. NuGGuZzLeR, who loves the cock.
Me:"Damn GuZzLeR slow down, i'mma cum too fast."
by Licious February 19, 2003
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Guzzardo

A person who comes to graduation with a wrinkle tie.
"Look at that guys tie, he is such a Guzzardo"
by Roommate69 October 29, 2012
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