The day (or several days) at the end of a common cold when your body is being "productive" and clearing out all the gunk and lungbutter. You may or may not be contagious, but folks will definitely steer clear.
Todd: Wow, Elliot should totally have stayed home for gunkday.
JD: Yeah, I always stay home for gunkday. That way I won't make my coworkers sick.
Perry: You make me sick.
JD: Yeah, I always stay home for gunkday. That way I won't make my coworkers sick.
Perry: You make me sick.
by Beryllium October 3, 2017
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1. Man, I hate that dude, but he's still my friend. That Grunk.
2. Oh geez, he came dressed up as a Crawfish! What a Grunk!
3. Man, I love Grunk!
2. Oh geez, he came dressed up as a Crawfish! What a Grunk!
3. Man, I love Grunk!
by Lord Of Grunk November 8, 2017
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A retard of war who is not capable of basic human movement but is still somehow welcomed to the battlefield. Otherwise known as grunk. A grunk is a man who has spent their entire life training for this moment and then just plff dies
DIE GRUNK
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Get the Grunked mug.Gunkeren, an alternative to nice. Usually it would be used in a setting which includes alcohol, skating, and anything you would consider gnarly. A term often used by frat boys and skaters in Denmark.
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