Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

gurt

random dude off of tiktok who literally is so unfunny

friend: “yogurt”
gurt: “yo wsg”
Or
Gabriella: “im sad”
Jake: “I hope you feel better”
Gabriella: “Thanks so much I appreciate you”
Jake: “Of course!”
gurt:”yo”

by mariah the scientist fan September 30, 2025

Gurt

Weird ass nigga

Yo your a gurt

by 111222444555 October 6, 2025

gurt

1. verb

to smell

2. noun

to be someone who smells

person 1: "oh brother that guys stinks"
person 2: "yeah he gurts real bad"
gurt: "who me?"

by gurtlover123 November 20, 2025

GURT

When someone or something is so abnormally off, weird, or not right that it can’t be explained by normal logic. Not just weird—uncomfortably or noticeably abnormal.

“That guy is so gurted—nothing he does makes sense.”

by blackmanonahorsey December 16, 2025

gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022

gurt

meaning yogurt without the yo.

popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.

can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.

"whats good gurt"

"you are a momisthatyou fan as well"

by 47KERO February 15, 2022