greased up and creased up

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

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Genshafted

The process of being shafted, except it is performed by the University of South Florida by means of Judy Genshaft, the university's president.

Person 1: Did you know that Judy Genshaft blocked UCF from joining the Big East?

Person 2: Yeah. We definitely got Genshafted on that one.

by DampFrijoles June 9, 2018

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Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself

Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel

by aonerockz September 18, 2018

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Gransplain

When you have to break down the meaning of a current saying or word, so your granny can understand. You also need to say it LOUDLY!

Me: This party is lit! Granny: you lit what?? Do you need a match? Me: Let me Gransplain...This is a very exciting party. Granny: What? Me: GOOD PARTY!

by Jaybird417 December 24, 2018

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