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greasy bastard 

An Annoying, Argumentative, Non Hygienic, Non Social, Self Centered Bastard.
Jack: You Need To Shut Up
Andrew: Go Play Pokemon You Greasy Bastard

Greasy mexican 

My best friend goes to Baskin Robins where José, a greasy mexican, often serves him.

Greasy Canoe 

Taking a woman who is gifted with the grace of BBW or in other terms is "fat", start chatting them up with some excellent pickup lines, once they begin to give you the "bedroom" eyes, ask them to jog around said establishment you are currently residing in until they start to perspire heavily. The result of said exercise will produce a sweaty groin area which will resemble a "Greasy canoe" effect once penetration has been achieved.
Dude, john just picked up some land whale and is taking her back for a greasy canoe!
Greasy Canoe by DgO4 December 1, 2011

Greasy Dog Butthole 

An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.
"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"
Greasy Dog Butthole by Dirty D19 February 23, 2009

Greasy Spoon 

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.
John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.
Greasy Spoon by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

greasy spoons 

The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.
World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.
greasy spoons by Feelips June 17, 2011