mrs gordon

when a man sees a woman breast feeding her baby and he knocks the baby out of the way in order to suckle that warm breast milk for himself. This process only lasts about 5 seconds.

Dude yesterday I pulled a mrs gordon on a hot chick in the park

by GZILLA April 21, 2007

gordo

An moronic political leader in the Best Place on Earth, British Columbia.

Is a useless jerk who has done nothing for the people.

Is considered an insult to be called "gordo"

gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people.

by rich_coleman February 11, 2005

jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

by Most April 25, 2006

gorf

A word that can be used to spark conversation, no particualar meaning but if pronounced correctly, one can light a conversation amazingly. Best used in silent situations.

gorf
W-hat?
Dude, what did he just say?
etc.....

by The PC Nerd February 5, 2004

gorgon

A less than attractive female who you tend to try and avoid until the end of the night when options become limited

oh my god did you spy that gorgon by the entrance.

by Bradley luvaas December 19, 2008

Flash Gordon

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

by SSully October 17, 2007

jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005