Step 1: Take a hit from a marijuana source
Step 2: Snort Alcohol off of a Shot Glass
Step 3: Take a Shot Step 4: Chug a Beer
Step 5: Blow out the smoke
Step 6: Enjoy the wild sex that is thrown upon you after you accomplish this miraculous feat
A beautiful and attractive girl. An individual who brings warmth, happiness and good music into the hearts and souls of everyone around her. She is a flawless specimen. There is no equal.
Day-keesha: Mmm. Gurl did you see what Isabel Gordon Is wearing?
Shayqueena: Gurl i know! that is fur realz cute on her.
Day-keesha: Gurl, errythang is cute awn her. She iz so flawless it is ridiculous.
Shayqueena: Gur; you know it.
Dan Gordons usually have an elephant cock. They tuck it in down their pants because it is so enormous, it acts like a third leg. They usually enjoy fanny slapping any two hole meat wallets that get in his way, even if it's his teacher, mom or girlfriend. Just bam, hit em with a fanny slap.
Guy: Yo shit is that Dan Gordon?
Girl: Omg i gotta go he's gonna fanny slap me outta this earth Guy 2: Is that a tree trunk in his pants?