gag gland

when that hanging thing in the back of your mouth is always movin...and it makes you want to gag....that's a gag gland!

"my gag gland is bugging me, i feel like I'm gonna puke"

by motherporker December 9, 2008

briana Glander

the most amazing girl you could Ever meet. She is extremely fun and nice and will always make anytime a good time. She is extremely sexy, beautiful and funny. She is perfect in everyway possible. No other girl could compare to her in any way, shape, or form.

Person1: "wow I don't like you at all"

Person2: "okay, I don't know why"
Person1: " well addvice, go be like Briana Glander, then everybody will like you"

Person2: "okay I guess I will"

by steveywonderbread January 19, 2011

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

glandular fever

A really fucking bad cold

Jack has glandular fever. Due to this, Jack has coughed up nearly all of his bodily organs

by 100timesmoreaccurate January 2, 2016

Sad Gland

The gland that Controls saddness mentally and physically.

Robber: hey punk, gimme ur shoes
Robbee: noo, please dnt make me
Rober: i will
RObbee: noo my sad glan
robber: yo chill the sad gland
robbee: alrightizzlecry

by moomily November 1, 2007

Garnoot

a term that describes a bitchy nerd that gets scared when a female appears

-why is he such a cunt?
- yeah he's a garnoot

by ob big man September 29, 2019

garnis

a penis that resembles garbage

Amber : " He had a garnis! "

Mary : " Tell me you didn't go through with it!? "

Amber : " of course not I ran away!"

by Cathrine Grey July 17, 2016