Ghost Love

When someone makes you think they love you, but in reality the love doesn’t exist.

I thought we were going to last, but it was ghost love.

by For the Birds June 5, 2020

Ghost of Paris

The "Ghost of Paris" is a term used to refer to the worst football player in the world, Pionel Pandreas Pessi aka Eibar-Man.

Pessi plays for Pari$ $aint Germain (retirement club) which is a tiny team in Ligue 1 (also known as the Farmers League) where he haunts relegation teams (everyday after haunting a relegation team he screams about SD Eibar, asking to play against them) and ghosts against middle table teams.

After ghosting games, he has been seen in the streets of Paris asking for Penalties, SD Eibar and shouting the name of Gianni Infantino (Pessi's sugar daddy and FIFA corrupt owner)

The Ghost of Paris is here to haunt us! Run!!

by Ghost D'or April 9, 2023

caught the holy ghost

Catching/ having caught the holy ghost/ spirit is a euphemism usually said by African American Baptists for then one gets so wrapped up in church service they begin to dance and sing as if you were possessed by the holy ghost, as seen in the example below

Child: " mama, what's Ms. Florida doing over there?"
Ms. Florida: *dancing but with soul*
Mother: "well it loos like she done caught the holy ghost! Go, Ms. Florida! Praise the lord!

by Phoenix Fire Truth January 29, 2021

Ghost protocol

When you block someone from Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, stop replying to texts, and stop answering their calls.

Dude that Bitch is crazy, I had to initiate the ghost protocol.

by ucfcmo1987 September 9, 2016

giving the ghost a blow job

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.

"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006

ghost shit

When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.

*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.

youll have it one day

by HPB April 5, 2003

ghost smoke

Occurs when it is assumed that the vaporizer is kicked. However, when the heat is left on new unexplained vapor fills the chamber.

Dude, where did all that ghost smoke come from?

by ChrisMB February 1, 2007