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"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
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