premeditated fuckery

The planned orchestration of foolishness and other behavior that is deceptive, illogical, or makes no sense, at all. Plotting, finessing, and schemining fuckery.

He tried to get me to go along with his premeditated fuckery, but he was just trying to finesse me out of some money

by Shay45 December 25, 2017

Speci-Fuckery

When the fuckery is specific to the situation, or easily spotted in the environment.

There was a horrible car accident on 120th street. The local news couldnt figure out what caused it.... However... The speci-fuckery was that some dumb ass decided to hop out of their car and dance in the middle of the intersection .

by Hold'nTbeHeadboard August 8, 2018

Throat Fuckery

when ur fucking with somebodies throat

dang i have a lot of throat fuckery going on

by uygyygjghjghjjghkjhk August 11, 2018

february fuckery

Where you have to fuck someone at least once everyday for the entire month of February

Bro you doing February fuckery

Yeah man me and Maryana are

by Gyey November 1, 2018

Coiff-Fuckery

The phenomenon that happens the morning before your haircut when it turns out perfect making you question whether to cancel your haircut or keep it

My hair came out perfect and my appointment for a cut is tonight! Should I cancel? What kind of Coiff-fuckery is this?

by Francena August 11, 2020

Tom Fuckery

Acting like a Tom Fuck

Doing something with no fucks given

Just a mess

Expect the unexpected

Time for a Tom Fuckery night

Man that was Tom Fuckery game last night

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

dns fuckery

Modifying DNS records based on a customer's ingress connection to control how traffic is routed.

you know, we perform DNS fuckery for them to make sure they come in the right door

by itsokaytohack October 30, 2020