easy gg fucking pc

Conclusion sentence for every english presentation.
Could be used instead of easy gg.

Easy gg fucking pc, Bro!

by bwolf8820 October 21, 2020

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

Fucking Retard

A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...

Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

by Yetu December 26, 2012

fucking hell

A variation on bloody hell, only less British.

"Dude, my car just got towed."

"Fucking hell!"

by erin® November 26, 2003

fucking jackass

A person who makes shit up to be funny, but has no real sense of what is actually funny and/or interesting, and/or worth anyone's time.

"Hey, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm going to go comment on every new youtube video (hopefully with just the word First),then I'll get into an arguement about how much better my country is, probably drop a few racist comments, call someone a fag, maybe imply that someone's mother and I have performed some sexual acts, and afterwards I'll make up stupid shit and post it on Urban Dictionary, or anywhere else I see a submit button!"

by antisurvivalist April 2, 2008

fucking cancer

absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared

"this class is fucking cancer"

by dankgod69 June 29, 2016