Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER
by Puss Side On September 16, 2019
When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."
Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"
Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."
Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"
Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."
Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"
Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."
Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"
Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."
Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
by 00000000000000000001111-deacti March 05, 2024
Kayla has a faggot boyfriend named piam foreskin and piam foreskin is gay and like a faggot named jack
by Piam foreskin March 06, 2023
by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021
by Craigdavis February 05, 2018
The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F
Your such a Jake foreskin
by Monkey crusher February 08, 2024
rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 04, 2022