Definitions by 8======D༄༄

Dionysus

The Greek god of alcohol, drugs, being drunk/high, insanity, theater, and trans people.

Also the least problematic of all the Greek gods

Dionysus is the best god

Dionysus by 8======D༄༄ May 13, 2021

Foreskin 

The thing the doctor stole from my penis

The doctor stole my foreskin

Foreskin by 8======D༄༄ May 13, 2021

Gender fuckable 

A sexy gender fluid person

Person 1: I’m gender fluid

Person 2: damn fellow human you ain’t gender fluid you’re gender fuckable

Gender fuckable by 8======D༄༄ March 19, 2021

Bird

1. Government surveillance drone, BIRD is an acronym:

B-bionic

I-industrial

R-recording

D-device

2. Penis

1. Tim was being watched by the government through that bird.

2. My bird is longer than yours.

Bird by 8======D༄༄ February 23, 2020

Uncultured swine 

Someone who lives under a rock and doesn’t understand pop culture references

(1) Somebody who does not know who Shrek, Keanu Reeves, Elmo, Kermit, Danny DeVito, or Barney are.

(2) A person who has never seen The Bee Movie, any of the Shrek movies, Barney, Sponge Bob, The Muppets, Sesame Street, or The Office.

(3) A person who has never played MINECRAFT, Terraria, Roblox, Coolmathgames, or the Dino game

(4) Somebody who doesn’t get popular meme references.

Idiot: “who is Keanu Reeves? I’ve never heard of him.”
Me (an intellectual): “YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!”

Uncultured swine by 8======D༄༄ October 13, 2019

Communism 

Good

Communism is great

Communism by 8======D༄༄ June 8, 2019

Capitalism 

Bad

Capitalism is horrible

Capitalism by 8======D༄༄ June 8, 2019