Goof

Noun/Verb
1. To jizz
2. Jizz
3. When someone messes up

girl: did you just goof?

guy: i was with my chick and i goofed all over her face

guy: i got goof on my bed

guy: i just goofed

by sneakysneakerskeak May 2, 2010

goof style

The act of having hot sweaty sex with a complete stranger,spitting in their butthole,have them squirt it back into your mouth,and attempt to make the iconic goofy laugh while touching you violently

Jake-“I’m ganna go so goof style on her later bro”

Kyle-“you dirty freak..”

by Goof master 69 February 24, 2025

serious goof

(n): A person who is always acting silly and/or crazy, but is serious about being silly and/or crazy.

(n): A big mistake

John is always acting like a fool but he'll snap if you ruin his fun; he's a serious goof .

Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.

by Still_Kicking July 29, 2016

Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.

"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"

by calculator man May 11, 2014

goof

to accidentally ejaculate into a woman, impregnating her.

Well, ya know...I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside my girlfriend, so here we are...

by CaptainMasterZ August 16, 2017

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023