Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
Get the Sales are hardmug. Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Get the weekly sales flyersmug. by Sale cancer October 26, 2020
Get the Sale cancermug. Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.
Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?
Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019
Get the riot salemug. When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.
by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009
Get the Ikea Salemug. by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024
Get the robbery salemug. when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
Get the Poor Mans Garage Salemug.