Floobies

Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006

Flobby Baby

When you roofie a girl and she goes limp, like a bag of dead babies behind an abortion clinic. Followed by having your way with your newly-made catatonic lady friend.

Gary: Hey Ted what did you do this weekend?

Ted: I did the flobby baby on that bitch from accounting.

by T-Swizzy January 3, 2010

flobo

the shit that babies are covered in when when they come out of their mums snatch or what comes out when a woman follows through on a fanny fart

suddenly just as the baby was coming out of it's mothers womb the doctor was engulfed in a shower of flobo.
OR
as i stuck my fingers in spencer's mum's pussy she made a vaginal excretion of gas and floboed all over my hand.

by crabby crutch October 17, 2003

flob

A slimy blob of fat.

A a compact area with a lot of fat people in.

Eww nasty my steak has some flob on it.

its like a massive flob inside that room.

by cob cob March 30, 2009

flobby crotch

A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!

My friends mom is a flobby crotch! But she seems to be bangable!

by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009

flobjob

A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.

Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!

by fidelisk July 21, 2011

Flajupin Flobberghats

WOAH. OMG. CRAP. there's lots of ways to use this. banned from swearing? Shout this at the world. They may look at you like youre insane, but you probably are. Arn't we all?

-LOOK! a rainbow big foot in a banana costume!!
-FLAJUPIN FLOBBERGHATS!

or

-Flajupin Flobberghats, i forgot my...math homework?

by Hay-lehh August 21, 2010