flatscalator

The moving walkways, often in airports, that move much like an escalator, except they are flat.

Jane: "It's like...a mile to the terminal for our flight."
Jill: "Hey, there's a flatscalator! Jump on it so we don't have to walk."

by pseuzieq August 3, 2010

Fatass

Oscar

Oscars such a fatass, he'll eat anything he see's.

by WalrusHippo March 7, 2017

flats

Someone who is beautiful but will kill you if you get on their bad side. Generally happy, kind, and carismatic, but can turn mad in a matter oif seconds.

Calm down Flats, its not that serious.

by Flats Daughter in law March 17, 2017

Flatslash

underscore

My gamer tag is abc flatslash 123. (abc_123).

by DWA_76 December 21, 2019

The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

Down like 4 flats

When someone asks if you're interested in doing something like going to a club or sporting event.

Joe: Hey, you down to go to the ball game football game Friday night?

Jayvon replies: I'm down like 4 flats.

by Jboymc September 15, 2021

fatass

1. A person with an over abundance of denial and apathy concerning weight and health.
2. One without the propriety of watching what one eats and how often.
3. An ass youz wanna get wit.

Also see fatfuck.

That fatass was just asking for diabetes!

by Kevin Beal April 23, 2005