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Flat earther

Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ I flip teh table because of these dum flat earthers
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
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flat scratch

When a guy's nuts itch he must pull the sack tight with one hand and give it a scratch with the index fingernail.
There is nothing like a good flat scratch to make the itch go away.
by rick p May 30, 2006
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flat bill

The gay ass way that people wear their hats nowadays. They even leave on the gay ass round shiny stickers that tell you how small the casing for your brain is. You used to shape your bill into a curved thing that would fit snugly on your head...back when it was cool to wear a hat.
"Damn foo, look at all those wannabee gangsta's flatbillin it!"

"I can't believe you're using a flat bill...you used to be cool!"
by therealMarcos May 13, 2006
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flat rat

The act of pressing the penis and testicles to a glass window (or any other transparent substance) to create the outline of a squished mouse.
"So, did you moon her?"
- "No, man. One better, I gave her the flat rat".
by mookie12 June 11, 2006
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flat out

The extreme or extreme lack of something.
person 1: You going to the game tonight?
person 2: No, I'm flat out of steam.

guy 1: Did hear that chick fart?
guy 2: Yea, and now shes flat out gone.
guy 1: <sniff> <sniff>
by hashref April 3, 2009
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flat brimin

The act of wearing a hat with a totally flat brim, forcing the hat to rest on the top of your head because it will not properly fit.
"Hey, wait up, I dropped my hat."

"No wonder dude, you were totally flat brimin it."
by vladimir ferdinandez May 28, 2007
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flat liner

A person who has died, referring to the heart monitor "flat lining", as can be seen in any film featuring an emergency room death.
When Ray makes love to a women, she may say, "it was like sex with a flat liner!"
by Mark J. July 16, 2008
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