How to fix a squeaky floorboard

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

stinky bitch fix

When you give a girl a mint before oral sex.

"Had to give Debbie that stinky bitch fix, couldn't stand the stench.."

by yeetsimulator August 18, 2020

hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014

how are you fixed

Are you able to.

How are you fixed for your party.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 08, 2018

Fixings

All the meats available at one location.

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”

by Mynameismenotyou December 01, 2021

Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020