Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.
I like your fixed hairline nigga.
by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ March 04, 2018
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fixed my window

The "act" of getting deepthroated with a raw chicken leg
Kyle "fixed my window" last night .
by AnalAndRoblox March 26, 2017
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m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?
by roxbox007 February 06, 2020
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Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.
Ah! so you Chris fixed your car
by kwentschair October 28, 2019
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Chris fixed

"Chrid fixed" is something that was cheaply fixed or repaired with common handtools at home.
"I Chris fixed my car"
by kwentschair November 01, 2019
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Brendan Fix

Skiddadle Skadoodle his dick is now a noodle!!! THIS GUY IS A FUCKING JERK!!!!
Don't be a Brendan Fix
by Skidaddle Skadoodle January 14, 2018
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