Fatty Wins

A game played by fishermen where the players try to harpoon the fattest whale in the bar.

"Hay guyz, lutz play fatty wins!"
20MINUTESLATER
"Oh snapz! Look at that whale! Mike harpooned that shizzhizzle"
THENEXTDAY
"Can I eat a steak off your back?... I'll share?"

by whatkindoffgtgetsshotinface? July 2, 2007

lazy fatty

Obese people that could walk but choose to drive those electric scooter cart things that are meant for actual handicapped people while shopping, though if they are fat and prove their lazyness through other means they could also be labeled a lazy fatty.

Someone that fits the definition of lazy fatty might shop at a Super Wal-Mart while riding in a scooter thing, eating McDonalds food purchased on the premesis, and asking an associate to take items off the shelf instead of making the effort to reach over to get the items themselves, all at the same time.

Did you see that guy? He was such a lazy fatty.

by Gorf959 July 3, 2006

morning fatty

1. A Ska band from South Florida, also referred to as "MF"
2. A person who is fat only in the mornings
3. A big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. An erection experienced after waking up; morning wood

1. Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to the MF show tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, Morning Fatty is the shit!
2. I thought she was hot, but when I woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. There's nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. When I got up I had to hide my morning fatty

by Bonj January 31, 2008

Fatty Boom Boom

Comical Jamaican slang for a severely obese female. The "boom-boom" is denoted NOT for the sound she makes when she walks, but for the onomatopoeic reference to the way in which the fatty tissue “bounces” during movement; especially in regards to the breasts and biotical areas, but also applies to the arms, legs, and abdomen. Generally, too big to be appealing.

All I saw at the beach today were a couple of skinnies and a fatty boom boom.

by BCool October 14, 2003

fatty boom boom

From a song from the 60's called, guess what, Fatty Boom Boom. Made famous in this decade by Ali G in da House.

Hey Fatty Boom Boom, you sweet sugar dumpling. Just because you're so big and fat, don't believe im afraid of that.
'Look at the size of him! HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM, does fatty want another cream cake, BOOOIING, BOOOIING'

by Boatie Dane May 26, 2004

Fatty McFat Fat

Used as a disparaging term for an obese individual, or as a humorous nickname given to someone with little or no body fat.

Stop blocking traffic, Fatty McFat Fat!

by Troy February 5, 2003

show her the fifty states

originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)

Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states

by onetimething July 18, 2011