fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.

Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.

by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014

sempla-fi

I love our Marines, but this is the one Marine in particular that is the dumbass of the group. The one who needs explanation of every detail in every situation.
The one who basis his only value and identity being enlisted in the USMC.
The drunk guy at the bar you have to pull aside and explain for 45 minutes why he can't kill people for looking at him funny.
The one who constantly preaches K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid)
The guy that hasn't served in the USMC in over 20 years but always claims "once a Marine, always a Marine" or "Former Marine".
The one who demands perfection but is far from it!

Im a "devil dawg". Oh yeah? When did you serve? "30 years ago in Vietnam." you mean you were a devildawg?? "Former Devil Dawg son, get it straight." ok , let me Sempla-Fi something for you. Vietnam ended in the 70's

by SecondGlance May 2, 2014

Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings

Where atheist computer nerds go instead of hell.

Man, he didn't use the checksum on the new Tails download? The IISG (Ironic Internet Security God) will make him run Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings tech support for like... decades.

by Reactor Chamber December 14, 2014

Slutter-fied

When your day is that bad and you think it couldn't get any worse, then you see your girlfriends work add in the personals Colum

Hey bro check out this advert, isn't that your Mrs, bro if that was me I'd be slutter-fied

by JungleBudgie July 27, 2016

autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

dick-a-fied

When your girl friend is sexually satified.

Girl!!!! I'm feeling so dick-a-fied this morning. My man dicked me down real good last night.

by YouresTruely August 11, 2017

vagi-fi

When you hang around girls, and your periods start to sync. You then get some fuckin telopathic shit and can sometimes read each others mind. You can mentally feel the connection.

Me and Caitlin can feel our vagi-fi connection.b

by YEETER MY MEETER December 18, 2018