fiddle

Southern jargon for fuck.

Fiddle on you fellas I'm headin' to the house.

by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004

Fiddle

To simultaneously jerk off a guy with the left hand and finger a girl with the right, imitating the playing of a fiddle. Can be performed by either sex.

"Oh man, your sister totally fiddled me and your mom last night! She was hitting that G-note!"

by DJ Infinite October 26, 2006

Fiddle Faddle

It's a carmel popcorn and peanut treat. Kind of like cracker-jacks or poppycock.

That's good faddle.

by Robert June 1, 2004

Fiddle Fiend

Some slut that can't get enough of the fiddle. And by fiddle I mean Dick, bitch!

Nancy is a fucking fiddle fiend! She is always ripping my pants open hoping to get a taste.

by Griz April 13, 2004

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012

fiddleputz

(v) - to play around on one's musical instrument when the band is discussing something, creating an annoying distraction

(used exclusively at The Bush School)

Henry, quit fiddleputzing, we're trying to get things done!

by seeegma September 13, 2014

Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 28, 2015