fagesite

a funny way of calling someone a fag/gay/homosexual

alyssa:jackie! your a fagesite!
jackie:so are you retard!
alyssa: oh...

by fagesite#1 December 6, 2006

fakes it

A creepy thing to hear about a girl that you know.
Probably true though.

"Hey everyone, Cat fakes it!"

by insaneinthemembrane September 19, 2008

Facestake

A quickly regretted decision, made out of nostalgia or pity, to accept a Facebook friend request from someone who turns out to be as big a loser as ever.

Brandy was a huge Facestake, dude. She's totally stuck in the past and she keeps sending me virtual cocktails.

by Lottie P October 6, 2008

facespacing

talking to the same person on both facebook and myspace at the same time.

friend (on myspace): "hey how are you?"

you (also on myspace): "good just on the computer."

then you switch over to facebook to check on things...

same friend (now on facebook): "hey, long time no talk. jk"

you (on facebook): "ha, i know. i do facespacing constantly."

and then you continue talking on both sites.

by kayla44 October 17, 2008

facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

by facenessnessness February 4, 2010

faceshittin

wen ppl talk smack bout notha person thru facebook messages nd da person dey talkin bout knos bout it

jayla was faceshittin cuz she too scared to confront lynda bout wut she hadda say

by Wendeline February 11, 2010

Fakescapade

A midnight rendezvous in which 2 people are highly intoxicated and repeatedly have fake sex.

Yolanda and Weston had an epic fakescapade last weekend on the way home.

by FoxyRoxy11 November 24, 2010