Fart

n. Gas that comes from the anus.
v. To pass methane gas through the anus.
adj. An insult.

n."That fart smelled really bad!"

v."I just farted."

adj."You're such an annoying little fart!"

by ?..? August 5, 2007

fart for farts sake

1. appreciation of the intrinsic value of the something apart from any utilitarian, didactic, or moral function - when there is no intrinsic value. Feigned appreciation.

"Dude, Jim says he likes modern art."

"Yea, it's not even art."

Yea, "fart for farts sake".

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

Farted

To be Farted; Firmly press with the heel of your hand left to right and back across the belly. Start from the top of the belly around the abdomen and move down towards the belly button, you should fart by then.
Tina J.

My Honey farted me last night so I could go to sleep.

by wydancer March 7, 2017

Fart

Flachulent Airborne Reaction Team

by Carlin October 15, 2006

Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.

by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017

Fart

A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.

Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.

That Fart really likes his pancakes a certain way doesn't he? Don't mess with that ole dude!

by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011

Fart

Vaporized Poop Particles

The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop

by Dante925 September 24, 2011