The fannies

A group of like-fannnied individuals who, when grouped together, party with such abandon and volume that even God joins in.
As individuals fannies are normal, plain looking people…teachers, lawyers, counsellors….but together they transform into a legion of idiots on another scale.

The party was perfectly pleasant until the fannies showed up…it finished sometime on Tuesday….

by Gggraham August 9, 2021

The fannies

A group of normally sane individuals who, when gathered together and intoxicated, take on the characteristics of a stampeding herd of idiotic bison and the volume levels of heavy bombardment.

I stayed at the party until the fannies arrived then I had to get out of there.

by Gggraham August 18, 2021

keely fanning

keely finghurs is an amazing wife to her female husband. she is just keely and her instagram can be hacked very easily by the same person. she is a very cool and epic gurlie and we luv her and her dog and cat <3

1: is that keely fanning???? the one who had that wedding with her female husband?
2: no, its keely FINGHURS!! their wedding was amazing, you can never top it.

by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

Transit Fanning

The action of obsessing over a transit agency's fleet of vehicles, such as buses or subway cars. Most transit fanners tend to photograph or video every niche of a transit agency and knows way too much about the agency's fleet, schedules, routes, and a collection of best "fanning spots".

Transit fanners are not a hit with the agency's employees. Most notably bus drivers, heavy rail operators, track laborers, and especially the transit police.

Well shit, Daniel's gone transit fanning again. Can't he do something more productive?

by bus_simp January 17, 2023

Smacking Fannys

When two females before the sexual act of scissoring with an angry undertone.

Jess and Chantelle had an argument last night, they ended the night by smacking fannys.

by I'm so fancy July 12, 2023

Smacking fannys

When two females perform the sexual act of scissoring, but with an angry undertone

Jess and Chantelle had an argument last night, they ended up smacking fannys.

by I'm so fancy July 12, 2023