false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!

yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!

by abdoolio February 1, 2008

False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

false pimp

noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimp but is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'

John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.

by Andrew P Moore- H town October 1, 2003

false call wimps

noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.

timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!

shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019

False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019

Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.

"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."

by justafan72 May 11, 2017