when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!
by abdoolio February 01, 2008
When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
by jobforadonnell June 01, 2010
noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimp but is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'
John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.
by Andrew P Moore- H town October 01, 2003
timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!
shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!
shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!
by elmaster64 January 07, 2008
(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"
"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”
by robpunzel November 19, 2019
A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.
Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.
Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.
Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.
Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.
Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"
by Evadgib December 12, 2011