fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway

by Anipol May 15, 2005

fakinbake

shen some hoe uses a spray on tanner instead of going outdoors

"Damn that bitch done got fakinbake all up in my fries"

by Mackin Boggs July 20, 2006

fakesgiving

Fakesgiving the Obligatory family dinner with the people you would rather not spend the actual holiday with.

I'd love to go to the movies with you but I'm Having Fakesgiving with my Dad and his wife on Saturday.

by makeaplan November 18, 2018

Faisal

A guy with a weird dick. Not even blind people wanna fuck him!

Julie: Hey did you see that creepy piece of shit Faisal? I want to shoot him in the head.

by Mega_Chopsticks March 30, 2019

Fakesta

someone who is doing too much at the moment

aisha was being a fakesta when she kissed her ex boyfriend in front of her current one.

by Aisha a.k.a young esh April 22, 2006

faisal

big fat nigga

nigga faisal

by hotcot January 27, 2020

Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

by Iri$$ January 11, 2009