Scottish Facial

When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.

Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...

by Scottish33 December 23, 2008

Fuzzy Facial

This is where after a facial cum shot to the face the man puts his pubs on her face, he then gets next to her and takes a picture.

Look at that one is me and your ex-girl friend, that one is your current girl friend and that one is your sister, and they all have Fuzzy Facials!

by RandomK September 5, 2007

facial hemiatrophy

(fay shul - he me a trof ee) A disorder of missing half of ones face.

I went down to my hood, and came back with a facial hemiatrophy. What a horrible day!

by Austringer October 8, 2006

Alaskan Facial

Stick your dick in a cup of ice until you get frostbite and then cum on a girl's face

Julianne was feeling a little war so she got her boyfriend to give her an Alaskan Facial

by Mushroom Stamp February 27, 2009

Glacial Facial

The sexual act of placing as many ice cubes up into the vaginal canal of a woman and allowing the cubes to melt inside her before releasing the water onto the face of a recipient.

"Did you hear that Pat was given a Glacial Facial last night"

"Oh really? That's must have been refreshing."

"Indeed."

by BuddyBoy1 July 18, 2009

facial explosion

when you enter a facial expression to your friend on aim and the faces explode in the background.

Dude, did you see that facial explosion Greg sent us. They went everywhere!

by Abagoda June 10, 2008

Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012