Scottish Facial

When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.

Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...

by Scottish33 December 23, 2008

Fuzzy Facial

This is where after a facial cum shot to the face the man puts his pubs on her face, he then gets next to her and takes a picture.

Look at that one is me and your ex-girl friend, that one is your current girl friend and that one is your sister, and they all have Fuzzy Facials!

by RandomK August 29, 2007

facial hemiatrophy

(fay shul - he me a trof ee) A disorder of missing half of ones face.

I went down to my hood, and came back with a facial hemiatrophy. What a horrible day!

by Austringer October 08, 2006

Alaskan Facial

Stick your dick in a cup of ice until you get frostbite and then cum on a girl's face

Julianne was feeling a little war so she got her boyfriend to give her an Alaskan Facial

by Mushroom Stamp February 27, 2009

Glacial Facial

The sexual act of placing as many ice cubes up into the vaginal canal of a woman and allowing the cubes to melt inside her before releasing the water onto the face of a recipient.

"Did you hear that Pat was given a Glacial Facial last night"

"Oh really? That's must have been refreshing."

"Indeed."

by BuddyBoy1 July 18, 2009

ass facial

the best thing that has ever happened to anyone

the act of stuffing ones face into a girls huge ass and then later being able to cum on her giant tits

damn that ass facial was the best

by dkveidbsisbxnch June 28, 2017

Bacon Facial

The act of steaming your face with the steam created by washing hot bacon grease out of a pan in the sink.

After frying up a pan full of bacon, Bob headed over to the sink for a bacon facial.

by Cannonball September 01, 2012