Scottish Facial

When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.

Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...

by Scottish33 December 23, 2008

Fuzzy Facial

This is where after a facial cum shot to the face the man puts his pubs on her face, he then gets next to her and takes a picture.

Look at that one is me and your ex-girl friend, that one is your current girl friend and that one is your sister, and they all have Fuzzy Facials!

by RandomK September 5, 2007

facial hemiatrophy

(fay shul - he me a trof ee) A disorder of missing half of ones face.

I went down to my hood, and came back with a facial hemiatrophy. What a horrible day!

by Austringer October 8, 2006

Alaskan Facial

Stick your dick in a cup of ice until you get frostbite and then cum on a girl's face

Julianne was feeling a little war so she got her boyfriend to give her an Alaskan Facial

by Mushroom Stamp February 27, 2009

Glacial Facial

The sexual act of placing as many ice cubes up into the vaginal canal of a woman and allowing the cubes to melt inside her before releasing the water onto the face of a recipient.

"Did you hear that Pat was given a Glacial Facial last night"

"Oh really? That's must have been refreshing."

"Indeed."

by BuddyBoy1 July 18, 2009

Glitter Facial

A term for the sexual activity in which a man ejaculates semen onto the face of one or more sexual partners, then proceeds to spread glitter and/or confetti onto the semen. A facial is a form of non-penetrative sex, though it is generally performed after some other means of sexual stimulation, such as anal sex, intercourse, masturbation, or oral sex.

She wanted me to use white glitter for the Glitter Facial scene to resemble a vampire from the Twilight movie series in the sunlight.

by W!LDC@RD May 22, 2012

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011