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Nursing Excellence

That stripper the guys bought for me while I was in the hospital wins the award for Nursing Excellence, if ya know what I mean.
by Christopher Terry December 15, 2003
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Chicken Excess

the condition one undergoes as a result of eating large amounts of food & sweet tea at Chicken Express. Symptoms include drowsiness, high Blood Grease Content (BGC), nausea, and occasionally narcolepsy.
The only known cures are to induce vomiting and to take a massive dump
Alex1: fuuuuuuuuuu- Chicken Excess! Why did we go to chicken express so early?
Alex2: IDK. Driving with such high Blood Grease Content is gonna be worse than driving drunk.
by Teh Alex April 8, 2009
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excelcia

meaning the woman's private area. It is more powerful and pretty then vagina, which sounds like a disease.
(insert name) is sucha slut...her excelcius is so loose a whale coud fuck her and he woudnt be able to cum
by Christina January 14, 2004
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excessive u's

The British way of spelling. I love it...makes me laugh. Hehe!!! Because normal people spell things without the extra u...as in favorite, color, and savior. Booyah!
Harold: My favouuuuurite colouuuur is purple!
Tina: Harold, you're such a Brit, using all those excessive u's.
by Chesmerelda October 12, 2005
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excelsior

A wonderful new name for a pussy.
"Man the word pussy is so odd and abnormal, Now excelsior is a worthy name for a marvelous creation as the vagina.
by Mr. Free Fall McGee October 5, 2008
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Rule #1 no exceptions.

Dude did you see that ass?

Hey Rule #1 no exceptions.
by Mr. J pizzle September 5, 2011
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except not

except not or except I didn’t – ph. (best defined by examples)
example: “I finished my project, except not.”
translation: (a) I finished writing my paper but still have to write my speech. (b) I finished my speech but still have to write my paper. (c) All I have left to do is practice my speech. (d) I’m all done except for finding props. (e) etc.
example: “I’m taking band next year, except not.”
translation: (a) I’m only taking a semester of band. (b) I got stuck in the freshmen class. (c) I’m not in band class but I’m marching. (d) etc.
example: “I ate breakfast this morning, except not.”
translation: (a) I ate half a piece of toast for breakfast. (b) I ate during homeroom. (c) I ate and found out later it wasn’t breakfast. (d) etc.
note: “except not” phrases are almost always followed by an explanation.
by cardenio April 6, 2005
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