worst birthday ever

a phrase to use when something goes completely wrong or life sucks. (Mark Baker 2007)

'waaaaa, i failed therms. worst birthday ever'

by lea-unitt. July 13, 2007

Biggest Cock I've Ever Seen

What you yell when you see somebody ridin' in the back of a truck that you don't know.

Cedric: "Look at those dudes in the back of that truck, you know what we gotta do!"

Frankie: "THOSE GUYS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN. SERIOUSLY, IT IS LIKE A MONSTER!!!"

Girl on the Corner: "Oh my!"

by Dushane November 3, 2007

The best girlfriend ever

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Liv! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!

“Who’s the best girlfriend ever”

“It’s liv of corse!”

by Thomas Black October 28, 2019

best song ever

A 1D song

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by hfeiuhaerflerwhiue November 20, 2020

biggest cock ever

a really big one; huge wang

seth has the biggest cock ever.

by streetballer908 July 26, 2004

Whatever the fuck ever

Another form of whatever. Used when you just want to add another dose of vulgarity to the sentence.

Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.

by Maya January 17, 2004

EVER

EVER (in caps, generally pronounced in a loud tone)

This word is normally attached to a sentence to denote strong importance or to draw attention to the claim made in the sentence. One's reputation is on the line when using the word EVER.

In 2001, Playa Shawn said that Midnight Madness with AGD will be the best social EVER. Drew and Isaac responded "EVER!"

Sirius Satellite Radio is the best stock to buy EVER!

by Isaac N November 2, 2007