Eskimo Surprise

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

by Sheep with one testicle July 23, 2008

eskimo sandwich

When you do a girl in the ass then make her suck you off.

Man, I fed that slut the eskimo sandwich!

by R.L. Wangcaster May 30, 2011

Eskimo Pipe

While your girlfriend/boyfriend has an ice cube in their mouth, you throat fuck her/him till you feel the ice cube go down their throat then you proceed to cum

" I made her place an ice cube in her mouth then I gave her an Eskimo Pipe "

by Graham Norton June 19, 2006

Eskimo-Pie

The circular, red mark that appears upon one's leg after the person's legs are crossed for a long time.

Crystal got an eskimo-pie from crossing her legs during the long assembly at school.

by Emily July 24, 2004

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 3, 2005

eskimo side hug

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.

Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.

by Caesar's Toupée April 25, 2015

half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck

"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"

by P45C4L April 6, 2017