ErIk

BENUS

ERIK GOT A BENUS ON VENUS Wit a PENIS

by CHUPAMIVERGA September 8, 2022

Erik

A god a among Humans, Will fuck your wife , Gigantic Cock Longer than a bus , Tall ,Strong , A name given by god himself, Erik in Old norse is Forever Ruler of Earth,

Holy shit, Hes Erik?

by 23ertyghgyftdrseawefsrgthyj November 7, 2022

Erik

Der größte bastard der welt kann sehr nerven aber auch sehr nett sein er blässt dir freiwillig ein wenn du es willst er ist auch sehr behindert

Erik ist gay

by Sheshhhh April 26, 2022

Erik

A person who would never pt themselves before you and can make a good friend but he would never be a good boyfriend he will ignore you and make you cry.If you break up with him he wouldn't cry at all and he would say "What does he/she want me to do cry over it?" and he is dry as hell

Someone 1: "Erik is not cool >:("
Someone 2: "Ikr he not cool >:("
Erik: "k" (come up w/ something more creative like- bro-)

by xxmagical May 12, 2022

Erik X Josh

Josh: Hey OCM~ why are you sweating so much? (Josh wiped the sweat off of Erik's face with his index finger) Erik: Me, sweating, hah! I'm not sweating am I? Is it getting a little hot in here? (Erik tugged gently onto his shirt, grinding his teeth, blushing deeply as Josh gently caressed Erik's face with his hand.) Josh: Yeah, you're sweating a lot, how about you take off your shirt?~ (Josh winked at Erik, Erik blushing furiously at his request.) Erik: W-what are you talking about!? (he mumbled, not believing his own ears that he just heard Josh telling him to take his shirt off.) Josh: Stop acting stupid, silly.~ Take your shirt off..~ (Josh got up from his barstool, getting close to Erik, looking him dead in the eyes, holding him by the collar of his shirt as he repeated his sentence, looking at Erik with lustful eyes.) Santiago: Fags. (he muttered, serving the beer that Erik ordered for Josh, placing it down in front of them.) Erik: Hey man, what's your problem!?

Person 1: What is that you are reading on your phone?
Person 2: I'm just reading an Erik x Josh fanfiction.
Person 1: Eww, wtf!

by Real239! September 26, 2022

Erik

Erik is the most annoying guy in the world. Mostly because his name isnt Eric. He also gives of short guy energi in multiple ways. He is stupid but not like school stupid more low EQ. He is emo. He just is emo. He always talks about himself and nothing else. He is the problem. The longer you are frends with him the more you become like him so if you are friends with an Erik... remember you must escape... you will become like him and you dont want that..

OMG my bestie lucy is friends with an Erik and she is becoming just like him i must run before i catch the desease as well.

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Erik

The kind of man who makes a girl wanna pack up and move 3000 miles to be with him. He's sweet when he wants to be, but also a huge smartass who will out asshole just about anyone. He adores his wife and wants to eat her kitty all the time. He's amazing and TAKEN by an equally amazing woman. He's my lover boy.

Erik is my husband and protector.

by Aksugakush December 31, 2021