Elfed

Also Elfing.

A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.

Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.

Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.

Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!

by Donlentile March 13, 2025

Elf

Rasa ludzko podobna. Imają się magią, nienawidzą ludzkości mimo ,że pomogli w jej stworzeniu. Na Ziemi nie widoczni dla oka ludzkiego. Pomagali w fałszowaniu historii i rozpetywaniu ludzkich wojen. Ich gatunek nazwany Elfami Wysokimi doświadczył rozłamu i część stanęła po stronie Człowieka a część pomagała krasnoludom odbudować ich światy. Obdarzeni wrażliwą duszą elfy Wysokie nadal chronią przed rozrostem mroku. Pomogli Chińczykom stworzyć sztuczne słońce ktoro zostało wysłane następnie w stronę gwiazdy aby ją odmłodzić.

Elfy to fajne Istoty lecz potrzebują wiecznej opieki Jasności.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

Elf Booster

When two elves stack on top of each other to eat out a tell girl while she is standing

We were looking for a step stool but we had to resort to an Elf Booster
Team work makes the dream work

by pickle_monkey November 26, 2022

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021

Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

Elf

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

by Halecheeze December 23, 2016

Deformed Elf

some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe

OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair December 13, 2022