Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...

by SteamboatWillies December 14, 2008

eating a dirty tomato

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.

"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."

by Swords! November 26, 2009

eating ass

to eat the booty like groceries

"Yo that girl is nasty!" -dude 1

"Yeah and I went all chris kyles on that ass too." -dude 2
"Got a lot of nerve to be eating ass. Gross" -dude 1

by urniggafarquaad June 25, 2015

eating

The only activity in the world that can make anything boring more fun.

Bob: Dear God skydiving is boring.
Flight Instructor: Don't worry! Just eat something on the way down!
Bob: Great idea! *proceeds to eat chips and queso*

Flight Instructor: Eating makes the world go round!

by Ferrari Guy 51 August 23, 2012

Eating out

Term used for performing oral sex on a female, also known as cunnilingus. Women and men all vary so it is not necessarily every woman's favourite form of sex and it is not necessarily unpleasant for all men. If you want to know what they think, ask them.

Not a form of payment for head or sex. Sex is not money. Personally, I would have given head without being eaten out, for example.

Guy 1: Hey you should be eating out your girlfriend regularly so she gives you head
Guy 2: Nah dude she doesn't make me do that for head, I spoke to her. She said she much prefers fingering or fucking.
Guy 1: Woah you're lucky you don't have to eat her out!
Guy 2: No, I still do it, just love that feel bro
Guy 1: ...Dude...you're fucking weird...
Guy 2: ....Anyway, gotta go I'm seeing my girlfriend now XD XD XD

by Fen_94 April 10, 2013

eating ass

the act of having someone’s ass on a plate and eating it with a fork.

“i love to eating ass, lets go to that one place”

by killurselfbitch June 23, 2019

eating chicken

Code phrase for watching child pornagraphy. Usually coded in school to not let teachers understand.

Jackson: "Sara, wanna go eat some chicken?"
Sara: "Oh ya! I love eating chicken!"

by J-ChickenEater May 23, 2016