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early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
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semi-early

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011
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furries from 2000's and early 2010

the furries from 2000 to 2010 are the same thing from now but more stupid XDDD...

dont use degraded (graphic design) for you art lmao,
furries from 2000's and early 2010: look vieja culia, theres my fetish art that looks like drawed by a 5 year old, dont look so good?

in conclution, the furries from 2000 to early 2010 are the fucking same thing from now but i dont fucking know the difference.
by losminionshuelenaraja December 17, 2022
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The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
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early charlie

a young man who cums before first insertion.
an early charlie is to climax in one's pants when sexual acts are suggested by their partner prior to the act actually occurring.
by ciggy132 February 6, 2014
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C-Early

A Texas child, whom isn't born from a womb, but rather a Refridgerator. This child is a crazy ass mofo, who at about the age of 15 turns gay. He is so gay that he says he's straight. But he is wicked ass crazy person. but smart. Anybody with these traits has a C-Early personality.
DID YOU SEE THAT KID, HE IS SUCH A C-EARLY- Jeremy

YEA I FREAKING KNOW, HE'S SO GAY! AND CRAZY!- Hendrix
by YOMAMAISSOFAT October 18, 2008
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Early 2020s

They are the years from 2020 to 2023. It’s the time period when Covid-19 slapped everyone in their faces. It was also the start and end of wars. The War in Afghanistan ended in 2021 with a terrible Kabul airport Suicide bombing killing 183 people. Israeli–Palestinian conflicts grows with 2021 starting an outbreak of violence to a war in 2023. Don’t forget the Russian Invasion of Ukraine in 2022.
You had a lot of terrible natural disasters in this short time.
If you live in the US the annoying Trump was replaced as President with that one elderly man some call sleepy Joe.

There was so much crazy things I can’t even name all of them
Let’s talk music in Latin…..Bad Bunny was all over the place in the early 2020s lol

Just remember that The Sentinelese people are doing fine to this day.
The early 2020s was pretty crappy in a lot of ways.
by So accurate December 14, 2023
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