Earth

The third planet in the solar system and the only place in the universe confirmed to support life. Homeworld of the humans.

Earth is a beautiful planet.

by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021

Flat Earth Society

Flat Earth Society (Fervent Lunatics Allergic To Evidence And Rational THought) is a social group sharing an antiquated belief that the Earth's shape is a plane or disk. Known as flat earthers (FE), they accuse NASA and other space agencies of faking the images of Earth as seen from space, as well as every other space project, in an attempt to undermine the Word of God and to siphon government money for nefarious black projects. Anyone opposing their views or presenting evidence of a spherical Earth is deemed a government shill, disinformation agent, or sheeple.

1) "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"

2) - "Scimandan? More like,

NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"

- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at

wordplay to become a member of

the Flat Earth Society?"

- "Shill!"

by UhtredsonofUthred March 3, 2019

walk off the earth

Walk Off The Earth is an awesome band that does covers and sometimes writes their own songs. Their latest album is called "R.E.V.O." Meaning "Realise Every Victory Outright" and contains their popular cover of the song "somebody that I used to know" by Gotye. They were formed in 2006. The shortened name of their band is "W.O.T.E."

Tony: Have you heard of Walk Off The Earth?
Josh: Yeah, they walked off the earth
Tony: ....

by The Rioter/La Louve April 7, 2015

Earth

An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

middle earth

a fictional land in books by J.R.R. Tolkien

Man, those hobbits are just the hottest thing to hit Middle Earth since the Dwarves!

by Bex October 11, 2003

earth

A very dangerous place as every living thing on the planet eventually dies

Earth is a hazard to all people

by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008

Puny Earthling

A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.

Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.

True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.


Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.

Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*

Plutian: Prepare for your demise.

Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.

Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*

by IZzxo March 27, 2009