dumpie

a phat ass, dumptruck ass, dad ass, double cheeked up on a monday afternoon.

Yooo did you see dom’s dad? he has a PHAT dumpie.

Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.

Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE

by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020

Dumping my "bag"

The act of emptying the contents of your scrotum whether through sexual intercourse or masturbation ( fapping)..

I told the wife if she wants me to be in a good mood she'll be Dumping my "bag" when i get home..

by Winstrolbatman January 8, 2021

Dumpin' Donuts

The pooh that erupts, sometimes within minutes of either finishing your dunkins breakfast sandwich or when you've made just to the half way mark of an dunkins iced coffee

Patrick - It was only a 12 minute walk between dunks and my place!
Ivy - You should've known better than to eat your dunkins sandwich so far from the safety of a toilet. Your dunkin donuts trip is going to cause you dumpin' donuts in your pants!

by Caswellianhero July 17, 2021

Dumpster Cult

The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.

So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?

by YAWA September 6, 2023

fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.

guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'

by hobo_fisherman August 20, 2009

Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.

Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"

by Jimi93 July 17, 2011

Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012