dry shitting

When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..

I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like

by Nicka spur min cider January 20, 2018

Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.

Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!

by dgarretson530 February 17, 2019

dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.

Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.

by The Jokess April 25, 2009

Hang dry

When a woman sets spread legged on a swing or well ventilated hanging chair after having vigorous sex to dry out before her next sexual encounters.

Did you see that hooker in that family’s back yard hang drying her shit out. Damn that’s some nasty shit.

by Physically a horse June 22, 2019

dry thunderstorm

A dry thunderstorm is a thunderstorm which produces only lightning and thunder. A dry thunderstorm produces no rain or other precipitation.

A lot of wildfires are started by dry thunderstorms.

by Mason Eckhart February 09, 2010

Dry Peter

When you get a handjob but it's so rough and dry that it hurts but you pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't get mad.

Dude she gives way too many dry peters, I'm gonna have to let her go

by Bigg PP daddy May 09, 2016

dry wally

The act of sticking a dry finger in ones ear

Like a wet Willy but with a dry finger. A dry Wally

by Ecosi January 16, 2017