Died

A stupid convolution of "died from laughter," shortened to "died" for no reason at all.

"That one scene in the movie!? I died!"

"Man, that stand-up was so good. I died."

"I'm dead" = That's too funny for me to make a cogent response.

by my name is blahblahblah October 25, 2018

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Judge Dredd

While performing the act of intercourse, one covers his eyes in a way reminiscent of Judge Dredd's helmut (to be done with any object including one's own hand), whilst utterring repetiously, "I am the law. I am the law" etc.

Most common uses of the Judge Dredd:
A. Shielding one's eyes from the unattractiveness of the person being sexed, for it sometimes exceeds the convenience of placing a bag over head.

B. Fulfilling one's girlfriend's fetish of be dominated by make believe law enforcement officers.

Either way, justice is issued and law prevails.

"Suzy Q has a great body but kind of a man face. I had to pull a serious Judge Dredd to get through that intercourse session".

"My girlfriend has a thing for movie cops, so I surprised her during her birthday sex with some Judge Dredd"

by comicbrilliance July 19, 2013

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driddy

To be extremely drunk, usually leads to not being able to recall prior events.

Tom: yo you left the party with Jane last night !
John: I did ??
Tom: yea nigga, that bitch is telling everyone. You had sex with her man.
John: wtf ?! Son I don't even remember that shit, I was driddy ! I never would've fucked if I was sober.
Tom: damn you tight !

by suomynona_hctib December 9, 2010

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