Dong Slop

The white, creamy chad (male ejaculate) that comes from the shaft of a well hung male.

"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yea I heard Kevin slathered her face in dong slop."

by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred September 30, 2015

Bingle Dong

a little, funny cat. super funny discord sticker meme cat.

so funny!!

Guy: That's such a bingle dong, a little skrunklo, little cat.

by Nioko August 1, 2022

Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist

Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today

by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020

dong off

A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.

"Yo, wanna have a dong off?"

by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017

stick dong

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.

Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.

by hickory street October 23, 2011