bossman dong

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Bossman dong

by Nick Guurr April 9, 2020

Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

Bingle Dong

a little, funny cat. super funny discord sticker meme cat.

so funny!!

Guy: That's such a bingle dong, a little skrunklo, little cat.

by Nioko August 1, 2022

Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed

"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"

by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019

Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Bagel Dong

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.

I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.

by jewishdave February 22, 2011

dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

by clownpenis September 28, 2013