Ditch

noun. A combination of two slang terms: "dick" and "bitch".

"Wow, he/she is so mean!"
"Yeah, he/she is a total ditch!"

by On behalf of Megglez August 29, 2011

Digg Dong Ditch

Playing ding-dong-ditch, except when the person answers the door and shuts it, they might go outside and look around. When they do, you run inside, find the smallest item to steal, run back outside, dig a hole, and put the item in, without being caught.

Roger played Digg Dong Ditch. He ran inside the persons house, stole a coffee mug, and dug it in the persons front yard when they went back inside.

by Jimmy Oats April 14, 2008

Dingdong ditch

Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.

Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch

by UntwinedCartoons June 1, 2014

meat ditch

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

by sauer power August 9, 2006

ditch life

something you say to someone when they commit an act of "ditching" you. when they leave you stranded, when they make fun of you, when they do anything not in your favour basically.

*zafar leaves bobby at the movies with no ride home*

bobby: "DITCH LIFEEEE"
zafar: "ogiogiogioigogioi"

by DLMASTER2 June 7, 2009

Ditch Drunk

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

Ditchknob

A name you call someone when they say something downright idiotic.

idiotic person: dude, i found a 15 dollar bill yesterday

response: you're a ditchknob

by iliketodanse December 2, 2010