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Dirty Van Buren 

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.
Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.
Dirty Van Buren by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010

Dirty Marmot 

When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.
I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot
Dirty Marmot by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015

dirty casino 

When a Mexican slaps you with his wang repeatedly and eventually cums in your eye socket
damn I got a hell of a dirty casino last night I'm still having trouble seeing

Dirty Bidet 

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Dirty Bidet by Colibear August 24, 2016

Dirty Denise 

Dirty Denise. Noun, one hot MILF!
Damn look at that Dirty Denise! What a hot piece of ass!

Dirty Turner

An individual who shoves cream eggs up their bum for pleasure.
“Why’s Ned late for rugby?”
“He’s doing a Dirty Turner