ding dong

a gay song wrote by a half man half terroist. the song is meant to blow up your ear. ding dong means BALLS. it is usually used by fags.

earl: haha, i kicked you in the jewels
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again

by mr. jewels March 30, 2009

ding-dong

Synonymous with Jeremy.

Also, police officers who play call of duty.

That ding-dong is good at WZ!

Jeremy?

by _juno_ October 24, 2022

bladnaster ding dong

a blast of fresh air; something refreshing, exciting, and original

You ain't like no one else I met. In fact youz a blad naster ding dong.

by Kapone April 30, 2004

Ding Dong

When someone takes a shit in your mouth for pleasure or punishment. Based on the colors of the Hostess snack "Ding Dong" the poop is the base color of the Hostess snack while the chunks of undigested food are the frosting. Yum.

"Listen shitbag: if you don't get me my fucking soup I'll feed you my Ding Dong!"

by Terubz December 26, 2009

Ding Dong

a floppy weiner that is soggy and cant get stiff. it is small and is kind alike a soggy worm

after being kicked in the balls so many times i had a ding dong

by matt the hopper November 30, 2003

ding dong

when you ring a girls door bell and before she answers you friend sneak in and fuck her up the anus before she opens the door which will then proceed to DP.

she exclaimed "IV'E BEEN "ding dong"ed"

by wiggleding March 28, 2009

ding dong bitch

Kind of like ding dong ditch except for before you ring the doorbell you write "bitch" on a piece of paper and tape it on their door. Then, you ring the doorbell and run. You do this to people you don't like.

Lets ding dong bitch her.

by weekicks. April 22, 2009